sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
A line by line comparison of Bombalurina's Macavity solo. Rosemarie Ford (1998) vs Christine Cornish Smith (2016) vs Taylor Swift (2019)
(volume warning, all three clips vary in loudness at varying points)
My 11-year-old couldn't decide what flavor of ramen to make, so I told her to flip a coin. Heads for spicy chicken, tails for beef.
Taking my advice, she flipped a penny, and when it landed on tails she said "Wait! Wait! I did it wrong!"
I told her that she did it right, because the real reason for flipping a coin isn't to let fate decide for you, but because when the coin is in the air, you will suddenly realize what you wanted in the first place.
I'm sure there's a life lesson there somewhere…
But honestly, I have never known her to pass up spicy chicken.
Might give up on the warmer-making front for now
i hope the 11 year old transmascs of the world arent on social media i hope theyre playing outside in the dirt
i also hope all the 11 year old transfemmes arent on social media and are also out playing in the dirt
real i hope they r playing together and having a blast and also that none of them own phones
I had a thought while I was washing dishes (not yet finished) and now I'm making a poll about it bc this is the mental unhealth site, so I feel like this audience won't make me feel too bad
As of Right Now, how long would you need to clean up your place enough that you would allow someone to come inside and look around?
None. I have no mess to clean
None. I have no shame
A few minutes
15-30 minutes
30-60 minutes
At least an hour
Several Hours
A Full Day
Several Days
No cop out option on this one. And it's not about WHY you need that long. Serious mess or can't move fast or hot weather or leg broken or adhd or depression fugue. Reason doesn't matter. Only thing the poll wants is how long it would take.