Chaos Factory™

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
scorpiofangirl1109
millenari

A line by line comparison of Bombalurina's Macavity solo. Rosemarie Ford (1998) vs Christine Cornish Smith (2016) vs Taylor Swift (2019)

(volume warning, all three clips vary in loudness at varying points)

obviously rosemarie is the best she's just so fluid and perfect she's not trying too hard to be sexy! everything she does feels so natural and her voice is just *chef's kiss* christine is uh. a bit stiff with her dancing I find that to be true of most performers post-2014 I think the hamilton guy is to blame for that also she sounds too american for my liking and then there's taylor ma'am please put away your cgi boobs they are distracting also why is her voice so ~breathy~ not a good sound
heywriters
kindly-whisper-norbury

My 11-year-old couldn't decide what flavor of ramen to make, so I told her to flip a coin. Heads for spicy chicken, tails for beef.

Taking my advice, she flipped a penny, and when it landed on tails she said "Wait! Wait! I did it wrong!"

I told her that she did it right, because the real reason for flipping a coin isn't to let fate decide for you, but because when the coin is in the air, you will suddenly realize what you wanted in the first place.

I'm sure there's a life lesson there somewhere…

But honestly, I have never known her to pass up spicy chicken.

kindly-whisper-norbury

Update: Yesterday, her brother asked her if she wanted a corn dog and she couldn't decide, so again I told her to flip a coin. She did so, and without even looking which way it landed, she snatched the penny up and said "I want a corn dog".

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Originally posted by mrchalamet-mrstyles

Might give up on the warmer-making front for now

sasha speaks I don't know if it's worth it I like doing it but if I'm not getting commissions I'm just wasting money buying yarn besides I'm extremely artistically challenged so they don't ever turn out perfect I could keep making more for myself but other than mungo and bomba there aren't any other cats cosplay I want my grandma suggested I make pride warmers (kinda like my ace beanie) but would anyone even want those
neige-leblanche
striving-artist

I had a thought while I was washing dishes (not yet finished) and now I'm making a poll about it bc this is the mental unhealth site, so I feel like this audience won't make me feel too bad

As of Right Now, how long would you need to clean up your place enough that you would allow someone to come inside and look around?

None. I have no mess to clean

None. I have no shame

A few minutes

15-30 minutes

30-60 minutes

At least an hour

Several Hours

A Full Day

Several Days

No cop out option on this one. And it's not about WHY you need that long. Serious mess or can't move fast or hot weather or leg broken or adhd or depression fugue. Reason doesn't matter. Only thing the poll wants is how long it would take.

I'm gonna say an hour just bc I have no concept of time it probably wouldn't take longer than that this place is tiny